Thursday, November 09, 2006

William Wallace's descendants, bitch slap me please!


Okay so for less than a year I have been emotionally starved of love. I have been asking God to remind me what falling in love felt like.
So a couple of days ago He finally granted me my wish (ooh I bet he had to go through other peoples wishes before he could get to mine..oh well...I asked for it!)

I've been friends with my Scottish man since 2002. He's hot. Blessdly be, he finds me hot too. Without all that yellow fever "Miss Saigon" crap. Anyway it wasnt just about sex. It was never actually about sex...until a year ago. LOL.

"You are sunlight and I moon
Joined by the gods of fortune
Midnight and high noon
Sharing the sky
We have been blessed, you and I.."

So take that..we met in December 2001, and then I ditched him and our so-called online relationship from August 2002 to July 2004. I decided I really missed him and basically there was nobody that could do it for me like he does.

Do it to me one more time..once is never enough..for a man like you..
Pacify me one more time..I could never get enough of a man like youuu...whoooooaa..

Just lately I realized I just fell in love with his anglo-saxon good looks and those goddamn things that he tells make me feel better. God knows I hope he meant it.

11:37:40 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن you know i jerk off to all your pictures
11/4/2006 11:37:54 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن i would never jerk off to betty tho
11/4/2006 11:38:54 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن resembling a person is different than looking like them
11/4/2006 11:44:35 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن i already made up my mind a long time ago that you're the perfect female specimen for me
11/4/2006 11:46:03 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن this uglybetty shit is just a reminder for me. i know you look way more attractive than she does
11/4/2006 11:53:32 AM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن you're the only woman i've spoken to in years. every woman with long black hair reminds me of you
11/4/2006 12:02:46 PM scotchtape (@)(bah) (D)القرآن we both know you're a sexy bitch. i don't want you crying. it makes me feel horribly uncomfortable

Sigh..if he only meant it. A whole while ago he told me we dont need to see each other. As if the whole 7 continents away from each other wasnt bad enough. Damn it. Okay God, stop laughing now. You gave me someone who's like in a totally different planet. He's goddamned 7 continents way from me.

Distance between (My country) and Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada, as the crow flies:
8249 miles (13275 km) (7168 nautical miles)
Initial heading from (My country) to Sydney:
north (0.9 degrees)
Initial heading from Sydney to (My country):
north (358.8 degrees)


I will miss my Scotsman. I made up my mind I cant allow our beautiful friendship to go to waste if we keep on seeing each other like this, swapping sexy pictures and sexy tales of lust and longing. You cant grow old with a beautiful dream, especially if he's already given up on it.

Dear God, my heart is breaking as I post this. I want to cry, but I have spent my tears already.

Oh well.

I cant do Highland dancing, seeing him wear a kilt, forced to cook his favorite pot roast, his favorite turkey with blackberry sauce, smell his cologne, kiss his lips, smell his hair and at least I dont have to adjust to another culture and environment.

:) I'm fine....

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

What a bullshit test!

The Foot Soldier

Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 83% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 81% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 84% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test